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Oh You Silly Twilight

Wed Aug 26, 2009, 2:13 PM
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Within Temptation - The Heart of Everything
  • Reading: Nothing At The Moment
  • Watching: Darker Than Black
  • Playing: Twilight Fans
  • Eating: Chicken
  • Drinking: Green Tea
Vampires that are basically snakes, since they spread their 'disease' through venom in their fangs. Funny. Werewolves who aren't really wolves, they just asked God for help beating up pale goth kids... Oh I'm sorry, 'Vampires'. Funnier. Watching when the audiance of twilight sees Bella pregnant, and the baby trying to eat its way out of here, and the horror on parents faces and twilightgirls faces when it all happens? Oh Priceless.

.. No I don't like Twilight. It's a disease. Only instead of making you a vampire it makes your parents wish they had an abortion.

>_> Yea I said it.

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